Halloween Costumes Too Smart (or Dumb) for Their Own Good
posted by Mark on October 16th, 2009You might need a diploma to figure out what these Halloween costumes are supposed to be. How many can you guess?
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| One-night stand | Chick magnet |
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| Choking the chicken | God’s gift to women |
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| Pupu platter | White trash |
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| Little white lies | Hung like a horse |
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| Holy sh*t | Killer bee |
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| When the sh*t hits the fan | Hall & Oates |
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| Pong | Identity thief (If you have to write what you are on your shirt, it’s not a good costume.) |
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| Boo boo | Elton Jon Benet |
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| Hammered | Sex |
If you can figure out what these are supposed to be, you get an “A” in Costume De-cryptology (because we certainly don’t know what they are):
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