Online Schools, Degrees & Programs
Ace Online Schools click here to return to the front page Programs Schools Blog About
ace online schools

Awesomely Bad (and Funny) Student Responses to Test Questions

posted by Mark on July 2nd, 2009

Let this be a lesson on how NOT to pass a class…

The loophole:

Loophole

Mr. Literal:

Mr. Literal


The poet:

The poet

It was all going so well: the Will Smith edition:

It was all going so well: the Will Smith edition


The art of padding:

The art of padding

Nobody wins with terrorism:

Terrorism

Things you didn’t know about George Clooney:

Things you didn't know about George Clooney

Things you didn't know about George Clooney

Things you didn't know about George Clooney

History lesson:

History lesson

Drama king:

Drama king

No respect for the dead:

No respect for the dead

Mr. Literal, part 2:

Mr. Literal part 2

Anti-semitism will get you nowhere:

Anti-Semitism will get you nowhere

Three steps:

Three steps

A surprisingly enlightened analysis of “2 Girls 1 Cup”:

A surprisingly enlightened analysis of Two Girls One Cup

A surprisingly enlightened analysis of Two Girls One Cup

Classic:

Classic

How to score a zero on a true-false quiz:

How to score zero on a true-false quiz

Jesus: Civil War hero

Jesus: Civil War hero

The future:

The Future

Thinking outside the box:

Thinking outside the box

If all else fails, draw a cute animal:

If all else fails, draw an animal

If all else fails, draw an animal

If all else fails, draw an animal

If all else fails, draw an animal

At least he got a 100:

At least he got a 100

Oedipus, by Dr. Dre:

Oedipus by Dr. Dre

Oedipus by Dr. Dre

Internet Slang 101:

Internet Slang 101

Homework is like pregnancy:

Homework is like pregnancy

Mark Twain was evil (and he wrote Lord of the Flies):

Mark Twain was evil and he wrote Lord of the Flies

In her defense, he IS kinda ugly:

In her defense, he is kinda ugly

The king of awesomely bad essays, Peter Nguyen:

The king of awesomely bad essays, Peter Nguyen

The king of awesomely bad essays, Peter Nguyen

The king of awesomely bad essays, Peter Nguyen

The king of awesomely bad essays, Peter Nguyen

Bookmark and Share

Tags: ,

  • Hendiantochairy

    Ahahaha,,,,,, ITs art….hahaha

  • gallygirl

    and ’til :)

  • Chocoboknight

    See…i have a few teachers.. where if i thought of something smart to write for an answer,. i would get away with it!!

  • TrkyBaster

    LOL

  • Supergumboman

    makes me want to go back to high school do it all over again

  • Melissa C Ridgway

    Man, Peter really has a talent for creative writing. And controversy…

  • LyDiA

    Peters my hero!

  • Dinododgers

    “Unlimited Essay Works”?
    Lol. I should start sneaking anime references into my school work as well.

  • daburo penetrationuu

    Is well a good word?

  • OtakuCat

    Cue Hilarity

  • V123

    Peter is a moron. I love how one of the test questions is about my country(Bulgaria).

  • Mortieg

    Peter = legend. Some of the funniest stuff i have ever read. Cant wait for the movie.

  • Awwwyeah23

    I like how people get offended by what these kids say. “Oh Im from that country, or oh Im Gay, or Oh my mom’s a whore with a wooden leg so that joke offends me”, go fuck yourselves 

  • OtakuCat

    Peter is a genius! When I destroy the world using Datura Stratonium, Japanese Fugu toxins, and cyanide I’m so gonna spare him!… uh, forget the part I said about Datura Stratonium, Japanese Fugu toxins, and cyanide….. I was just kidding, haha, see I’m laughing! heh. 

  • Tory_bundy

    OMG! LMFAO I love Peter!!!

    I laughed so hard I cried.

  • Imariareizaga

    ha ha ha peter is so funny!

  • I Like Pie

    Peter should write a book…I’ll totally read all of his books :D

  • Paulette Evans

    peter should write in the uncyclopedia

  • Paulette Evans

    kanzler?

  • angelina

    Um, these students totally fail… r u crazy?

  • Anonymous

    I went to junior high with Peter. Smart guy. So funny. Left me cracking up after reading this.

  • Bruce

    “Okay, I don’t really pay attention in your class and I’m really high right now.”

    I’ve had those days.

  • Darth

    Peter! I am your father…

  • hi

    Dude don’t swear

  • xF3ARxx

    OHH MY GOD. PETER IS A FRICKING GENIUS(:

  • JOKER

    Lol This boy is :ugly

  • iizawas0me

    google peter it turns out he became a comic artist… i guess its appropriate…ish

  • hi

    I liked the king of awesomely bad essays the second paragraph. that was funny

  • hi

    totally

  • whatever

    Peter you are fucking awesome

  • Anna the Flutist

    Hahahahahahahaha

  • Hesham

    Like if you actually read ALL of them

  • dat dude

    these kids are ingenius, i would have atleast gave them a c- for having balls

  • Terio

    Peter may be working on History Channel right now. His tales have more sense than those “historical aliens” shows have.

  • 0paul0

    its spelled your, moran!

  • Joe

    I’m crying … too funny

  • bluemax1966

    I’m in college now with a 3.50 GPA, but in High School, I was much like them, only not as creative as they were. I think I would’ve had more fun in High School if I were as creative as Peter (minus the anti-Semitic, and name calling)

  • buttpirate

    too bad it doesnt look like an actual teacher graded half of them

  • http://pokeflirt.com/ Michael Vera

    I love this

  • Mr. X

    And you know the font in which a teacher is supposed to write?

  • Ryan

    The person who did “The Future” is actually one of my best friends.

  • MeDoneTalk

    My favorite is the biography on Christopher Columbus.

  • Maddie

    Peter wrote that one to actually

  • Heidi Ifft

    Peter needs to work in Hollywood. Pure awesomeness.

  • Paul You

    This boy is ugly lol

  • Skai

    peter is a legendary history teacher lol