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30 Awesomely Bad School Portraits

posted by Mark on April 23rd, 2010

One of the major advantages of going to school online — besides avoiding stories like these — is that there’s no yearbook and thus no school portrait capturing the awkwardness that is your life. Not YOUR life, of course, but, you know, one’s theoretical life (ahem). Granted, you can still commemorate this time in your life for all eternity by going down to you local Glamour Shots studio (and frankly, some of the folks below might have done so), but before you do, take a peek at what can go wrong.

I’m with the band.
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

This is Lucy.
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

Loves Batman. Hates socks.
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

The precious…
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Liberace on ice
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

I like Pez.
I don’t like harmless internet humor. [ image removed per request]

If moonwalking in a tuxedo t-shirt and parachute pants is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
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You’ll get this Gameboy when you pry it from my cold, dead, hairy palms.
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Gucci lumberjack
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…Meet disco lumberjack.
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Just Chad
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Tennille had the day off.
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At least he has one fan.
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Something’s eating her head!
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Love me, love my Pokemon.
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Don’t trust the Gorton’s fisherwoman.
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Choking his chicken
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Fosse!
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I said FOSSE!
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Would you like to see my hard drive?
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What a turkey. And a bird, too.
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Huzzah!
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You’ve got to be Karate Kidding.
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I enjoy sunsets, walks on the beach and reclining in diseased swamp water.
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Bringing saxy back
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Is there a veterinarian in the house, because these pythons are SICK!
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Pimpadelic
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Laser cat!
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I can’t imagine being less lady-like.
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I stand corrected.

We stand corrected.  The Grinch stole Christmas AND this photo of internet awesomeness (Image deleted per user request).

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  • Pattimlt

    I think these kids may have some serious identity issues

  • Sir Elephant

    These are awesome! ESPECIALLY THE ONE WITH THE FIREY SAXOPHONE =D Also, the one with the giant GBA was pretty cool, too. Quite a few of these are actually amazing. I would much rather have one of these instead of what I usually get (which is a fake smile and a boring pose just like everyone else’s).

  • Jayremmy

    Purple fosse has a maxi pad sticking out and
    chia hands

  • http://www.relativelyaverage.com Aaron

    Pretty sure the Gorton’s fisherwoman killed someone later in life.

  • Jonathan

    Where on earth did these pics come from?!? Wow!

  • Jtempel2

    funny…queer…goofy…scary….pitiful…stupid…way gone…pretty cool, if you’re that brave…or that wasted….basic nerd….whooa…back off….oh yeah….what ever!!

  • Keeny76

    these are plain embarrassing .. and well .. shit happens..

  • FLG

    Dude, a girl from a message board I’m on is on here (the last one wiht the caption “I stand corrected”). She used to post her “contortionist” modeling pics all the time on there and we would all get a good laugh. Someone somewhere sent her pic in to AwkwardFamilyPhotos and she foudn out and got so mad and had it deleted. Now it’s on here. That’s awesome dude.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=616079832 Pamela Mason Magee

    phew….

  • Rodgersbren

    I love the Coat that the “pimpadelic” kid is wearing, very cool.

  • Abcd

    probably sometime last summer…

  • http://twitter.com/WordImpressed Devin Walker

    THAT WAS FUNNY

  • http://twitter.com/Chris_Shaefer Chris Shaefer

    Laser Cat!!!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/geqo Greg

    Their parents should be arrested ><

  • Amsujo

    Those are Jazz Hands!! LOL

  • Anonymous

    Speaks for itself.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Amber-Jones/1261744276 Amber Jones

    I’m pretty sure the girl in the purple dance costumes pad is hanging out. yikes.

  • Lilonewton

    I’d like to think they all have really, really bizarre senses of humor. But I fear that’s not the case.

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  • http://robotsinmasquerade.blogspot.com Ioann

    The dude with the fan and the parasol is just… BWAHAHA!!!

  • Jfrimmer

    These photos are old! you can see them and more on @SexyPeople:twitter

    http://www.sexypeople-blog.com/ They are the original!

  • Iawnaek

    Are they like scarred from life now from this? Like some of them become psychopatic now?

  • Pez Photo

    I sent you a message about a week ago regarding the use of an image without my permission. You have until Tuesday May 10, 2011 to remove my photo or I will take legal action and serve you with unlawful appropriation of my likeness. You have a message from me in your contact inbox; remove the photo or pay the consequences.

  • 123shit

    LOL I TROLL U

  • Jarrinan

    there is absolutely nothing wrong with the chainsaw and fireblowing sax photos

  • Pw121982

    lol

  • Harbringer

    Laser cat? Really?!

  • http://twitter.com/oakes71 patrickoakes

    oh gawd

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  • http://www.esninteractive.com ESN Interactive

    Since our minds have been racing with all the crazy consequences we would be paying if we left up the most boring photo out of all these bits of internet awesomeness, we have obliged and removed the photo. Troll 1, ESN 0. We hang our heads in shame.

  • Mardimail

    Amazing…what were they thinking- and fro the younger ones…what were their parents thinking?! hahahahaha

  • Fsdfs

    lol hahahahhahahaha you are just mad u r a dork!!!

  • Brnmhn

    Some are sad but also some are fun!Not all Bad!

  • Teri

    Chad – oh my!!!

  • http://www.tek-bull.com Tek-Bull

    My kid will definitely have to be on this list when he’s born, I will make it my goal in life for him to be on the band!

  • http://www.safescenting.com Cherylmikel

    Two thumbs up!! Great!!

  • http://sunshine.by/ sunshine.by

    Made me laugh!
    This is precious!

  • Skipswifey

    oh, Chaaaaaad ahh ahh ugh ahh

  • http://www.strippersdirectory.com.au sydney strippers

    Wow! what a collection! I especially love the boy with the turkey. How adorable!!!

  • http://www.miamiwebdesignpro.com miami web design

    lmfao these are epic i wish i took my photos like this..

  • Hoodnigga

    Only thing worse than those pictures were the captions you gave them.

    You’ve got to be Karate Kidding me?

    /suicide.

  • Madcapfeline

    There would be no consequences. Ownership of photographs belongs to the photographer, not the subject. If the photographer asked you to remove them, you’d have to, but the subject of a photograph has as many rights concerning their “likeness” as the average bowl of fruit.

  • Gorilla Atheist on Wordpress

    you just can’t fight awesome

  • is it?

     was this ithttp://us.acidcow.com/pics/20110425/awful_yet_deliciously_06.jpg

  • http://www.esninteractive.com ESN Interactive

     Uh oh.  I feel like a swimmer blissfully paddling around in the shallows at the beach, completely unaware that a lethal pez shark is circling silently underneath me.  When will the shark strike?  Am I supposed to delete this comment?  Is it my responsibility?  Will I still have both of my feet and all ten toes?  I don’t know!  The suspense is killing me.

  • http://www.esninteractive.com ESN Interactive

    QFT. 

  • http://www.esninteractive.com ESN Interactive

    Oh if only I felt as empowered as a piece of fruit… 

  • http://www.facebook.com/iZenun Felipe Nunez

     This was freakin hilarius. Awesomely funny, I enjoyed it tons.

  • TamiClem

    Does the gal in the purple dance suit really have a pad hanging out of her bottoms? 

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