30 Awesomely Bad School Portraits

One of the major advantages of going to school online — besides avoiding stories like these — is that there’s no yearbook and thus no school portrait capturing the awkwardness that is your life. Not YOUR life, of course, but, you know, one’s theoretical life (ahem). Granted, you can still commemorate this time in your life for all eternity by going down to you local Glamour Shots studio (and frankly, some of the folks below might have done so), but before you do, take a peek at what can go wrong.

I’m with the band.
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

This is Lucy.
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

Loves Batman. Hates socks.
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

The precious…
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

Liberace on ice
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

I like Pez.
I don’t like harmless internet humor. [ image removed per request]

If moonwalking in a tuxedo t-shirt and parachute pants is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

You’ll get this Gameboy when you pry it from my cold, dead, hairy palms.
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

Gucci lumberjack
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

…Meet disco lumberjack.
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

Just Chad
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

Tennille had the day off.
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

At least he has one fan.
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

Something’s eating her head!
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

Love me, love my Pokemon.
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

Don’t trust the Gorton’s fisherwoman.
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

Choking his chicken
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

Fosse!
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

I said FOSSE!
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

Would you like to see my hard drive?
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

What a turkey. And a bird, too.
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

Huzzah!
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

You’ve got to be Karate Kidding.
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

I enjoy sunsets, walks on the beach and reclining in diseased swamp water.
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

Bringing saxy back
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

Is there a veterinarian in the house, because these pythons are SICK!
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

Pimpadelic
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

Laser cat!
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

I can’t imagine being less lady-like.
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

I stand corrected.

We stand corrected.  The Grinch stole Christmas AND this photo of internet awesomeness (Image deleted per user request).

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