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30 Awesomely Bad School Portraits

posted by Mark on April 23rd, 2010

One of the major advantages of going to school online — besides avoiding stories like these — is that there’s no yearbook and thus no school portrait capturing the awkwardness that is your life. Not YOUR life, of course, but, you know, one’s theoretical life (ahem). Granted, you can still commemorate this time in your life for all eternity by going down to you local Glamour Shots studio (and frankly, some of the folks below might have done so), but before you do, take a peek at what can go wrong.

I’m with the band.
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

This is Lucy.
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

Loves Batman. Hates socks.
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

The precious…
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

Liberace on ice
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

I like Pez.
I don’t like harmless internet humor. [ image removed per request]

If moonwalking in a tuxedo t-shirt and parachute pants is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

You’ll get this Gameboy when you pry it from my cold, dead, hairy palms.
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

Gucci lumberjack
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

…Meet disco lumberjack.
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

Just Chad
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Tennille had the day off.
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At least he has one fan.
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

Something’s eating her head!
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

Love me, love my Pokemon.
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

Don’t trust the Gorton’s fisherwoman.
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

Choking his chicken
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Fosse!
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

I said FOSSE!
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Would you like to see my hard drive?
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

What a turkey. And a bird, too.
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

Huzzah!
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

You’ve got to be Karate Kidding.
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

I enjoy sunsets, walks on the beach and reclining in diseased swamp water.
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

Bringing saxy back
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Is there a veterinarian in the house, because these pythons are SICK!
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

Pimpadelic
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Laser cat!
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

I can’t imagine being less lady-like.
Awesomely Bad School Portraits

I stand corrected.

We stand corrected.  The Grinch stole Christmas AND this photo of internet awesomeness (Image deleted per user request).

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  • Loserwithnolife

    The batman kids pants and shoes are so in fashion right now

  • Afterrhythmia

     No, it’s the way tights were. there were holes on either side of the crotch.

  • Anonymous

     hahaha

  • Psy

     Truly a genius ahead of his time

  • Gemini

    Not really sure how to contact the founders of this site because it won’t go through (but I hope your reading this) and if my photo isn’t removed like I have asked countless times because it was required without my permission or that of the photographers which btw IS Copyright, slander, just to name a few…I am a Criminal Justice major and have the right to get the police involved and shut down this site…But I am going to ask again, because obviously the people don’t under stand the english language do remove my picture. I gurantee most of these other pics were gathered illegally as well.

  • Jamieg08

    Omg don’t be a dick Gemini! They are hilarious and no one knows who they are. People just glance at this stuff quickly for a giggle then go back to life. If u can’t get over a bad picture choice from your past then I’m sorry that you are so uptight that you cannot enjoy a laugh at your own expense. I bet if you were not on this page and you saw a bunch of pics like this of other people you would crack up. Lighten up and learn to laugh at your self. I might even send these guys a few pics From when I was younger and look absolutely ridiculous!

  • http://www.esninteractive.com ESN Interactive

    Rhetorically speaking, if I were to insult someone’s understanding of the English language, I’d make sure that I’d do it while employing perfect usage of grammar and punctuation.

    As much as we would love to give your comment an overall grade of F and refuse any of your empty threats, image has been removed per request.

  • http://www.esninteractive.com ESN Interactive

     I have a few photos of myself rocking a very poor imitation Vanilla Ice hairdo.  Thankfully, it never made it into a school portrait or else I would post it up here too.

  • Sheldonrs

     Damn!  I was sure Gemini’s pic was the 1st one, “I’m With The Band” pic.  lol!

  • http://twitter.com/oldrnsin Michael E Benson

    Outrageous!  I love it! 

  • Wh61193

    What terrible portraits.  Especially the girl lolling in the swamp.  What possessed her? 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_U73DVG2JTSIJAB6INJ5MBQWRHM Bobby Garfield

     hahahahha Oh Gemini…the nerdiest of them all.

    By the way, speaking of understanding the English language, are you saying you have the right to get the police involved because you are a Criminal Justice major or are you reciting your major to give yourself a false appearance of authority?  Your poor use of grammar confused me :(.

  • Gemini

    Well I wouldn’t really say it was a “bad” picture, just not one I would want posted to the public eye…I am very picky about who can view my modeling photos and it just didn’t sit well with me that it was on here without my permission. I’m still angry at whoever found it and put it on here. But thank you for removing it!

  • MamaCass

    I guess we know what she did last summer… And something tells me it wasn’t fishing… 

  • Maya

    Bobby!! That just made me LOL.

    And Gemini if you took better pictures yu wuldn’t end up on this site, just TBH. Funny Pictures though. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1462130314 Peg-Leg Gonzolegs

     I demand the deleted pictures be re-posted! If not in actual form, then maybe as an artist’s rendering in say, crayon. What bad sports! If you can’t laugh at yourself (and allow others a chuckle, too) you should be banned from all internet funniness!!

  • me

    the world is not going to end on may 21st
     

  • Anonymous

    No. Probably not. But this isn’t the first time people have claimed that. Check this out:
    http://www.crschools.net/blog/the-craziest-doomsday-predictions-that-never-happened

  • Kennadotson

    gross! really?
     

  • http://www.esninteractive.com ESN Interactive

    Crayon?  That is my favorite medium!  We’ll whip up a couple renderings STAT. 

  • Frostynay

    angry pig

  • Sonia

    The poor girl striking a pose (with the purple outfit)…we see her pantyliner sticking out !  Bless her heart.

  • Dfdf

    Punchline deleter per user request!

  • Disco Lumberjack

    Now I wish I’d posed with an axe instead of a camera. Thanks for enjoying my portrait, you mostly got what we were going for.

    (Hope the guy with the chainsaw has as good a sense of humor as I do.)

  • http://www.facebook.com/lissarae Melissa Peters

    I dunno, that was one sweet camera ;) As for that chainsaw guy – he’s good looking and knows how to work with power tools, what’s not to like? Love this site, and the photos – wish I had some awesome idea for a school photo like you guys did!

  • Demarcus Pweese

    ANAL JOY!

  • Chuggo Pwigg-O’Poonsman

    SUCKLE A WET SLIMY TURD FROM MY ANAL PUBIS – DO IT NOW BY GOSH!! “anal gay”

  • Wise2Late

    The ‘Karate kidding’ photo is actually of an ancient Tantric posture called “Dry Humping the Rhino.”

  • yboog

    I thought the same thing!!!!!

  • MyDailyComment

    This is mostly making fun of people because they are ugly, not because the picture is bad.

  • Xincontriadulti Incontrii

    This is awesome :D Wow!

  • abcsources
  • SirLouie

    Wrong….these photos are awkwardly posed, and they’re incredibly corny. The fact that you think they’re ugly is your opinion only. But I think the kids were game, and bless ‘em, some were probably laughing as they did it.